Our current compliment of
prisoners in the Detention Block can be found below.
Charged with
fraud, these unsavory characters were discovered impersonating
New Republic and Imperial personalities.
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CELL BLOCK 1138 <<
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Our hero
-- or is it? NOT
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This guy
was brave to disguise himself as
the Dark Lord of the Sith, but he should
have known Vader is black, not BROWN with gold shoulder pads!
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Now, would
a REAL Imperial
Stormtrooper have pretty BLUE gloves and boots? Thot not.. |
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This imposter
forgot his Wookiee
scalps and cape! |
Han may
be a scoundrel, but
this one's a fake too! Love the brown vest ! :-p |
Gee, Chewie
seems to have
aged quite a bit .... don't recall him being GRAY! |
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ANOTHER
CHEWIE??
Oh, yeah, this one tried the old "Snoova" disguise .... didn't fool us, pal .... |
All these
prisoners were found
hanging from a peg in a local Dollar shop packaged on the "Galaxy Empire" card. I don't know why the authorities let this blatent fraud exist! (Check out the Falcon and Star Destroyer pics on the card!) |
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CELL BLOCK AA27 <<
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Our newest
perpetrator is this "Star Force" version of the Millennium Falcon. Note
the vain attempt to hide it's true identity with TWO cockpits and the
addition of turbo-jets at the back! Again, the card is a blatent rip-off
of our beloved Star Wars icons.
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CELL BLOCK 421 <<
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The 2 imposters above
were apprehended
a few years back; snatched
up when they dared to
surface in the Philippines. |
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These
prisoners will be detained indefinitely in
our Ship's Brig for their crimes of fraud.
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