WHAT THEY REALLY WERE SAYING....

Even though the "Special Editions" restored certain features in the three films,
they still didn't include THIS original dialogue recently discovered in our ships' vaults ...
 
 

"Okay, I think I've got it now. Let's see...date, start time, end time, channel...DARN!
Why do they have to make programming these things so difficult?"

"Biggs, don't worry. They really wouldn't cut you out of the movie...not with a cool cape like that!"

Translated: "I don't care WHO you are. Koochy-koo me one more time and I'll blast you!"

"I said, 'I think you looked better in a vest....even if it WAS a furry one'!"

"Uh, Han....I hate to tell you this, but I think you grabbed a FEMALE trooper's chest gear by mistake ...."

{Okay, okay, try to remember...her name is LEIA, not Carrie. Leia, yeah, that's it}

Seeing his friend's expression, Han realizes only too late,
that it "ain't wise" to throw snowballs at a Wookiee's face either.

"I think he's saying 'Oil can'."

"LUKE...COME TO ME...and help me get this darned cape untangled from the railing!"

"Mark, let him help...you're only supposed to PRETEND you know how to fix me during filming !"

"Hey, Boba...get this. That idiot Calrissian really FELL for the old
"give me your friend and I'll leave you alone" line!
What a chump! heh, heh..."

"Okay, get up and quit over-acting....the cafeteria food isn't THAT bad..."

"So then I tried to get out by telling them I had this bum knee, you see...but THAT didn't work either !"

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